The Most Astounding Fact - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Poema Pythonesco I

Python también habla el lenguaje del amor ;)

if you in (depressed, sadness, resignation):
  print 'me, my sweetheart'
if feel(you) is 'lonely' or feel(you) is 'neglected':
  talk_me(this)
while always:
  I.take_care(you)
  if you.love() is not me:
      # I will follow in the madness
      # I will 
      break # down...
for emotion in my.heart:
  try:
      your.lover = me
  except:
      your.best_friend = me
if you.hate(me):
  love(me)
elif I.annoying():
  love(me)
else:
  love(me, how='deeply', when='now')

http://aspn.activestate.com/ASPN/Cookbook/Python/Recipe/496781